I mean, where some of us would just see a neighbor or a coworker, Roger sees a wife.

And in a way, that's very beautiful.

And maybe he could get me pregnant.

Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

Hi, Griff. How are you doing? I'm okay. I'm a little under the weather today, but seeing your bright and shining face, shining because of energy, not because of oil, makes me feel so much better.

Let's be serious. Shining because of both. I'm the shiniest face in Hollywood. Like, it requires a lot of makeup and shine wipes for this to be on camera. So, preaching the choir here. Perfect. Um, Griff,

I have a question for you. Okay.

Have you listened to Lily Allen's new album yet?

I've listened to it maybe five times all the way through.

Oh!

I knew it!

Yes.

I knew.

I mean, Petty. Seminole. Yes. I knew. I mean.

Petty.

Seminal.

Both.

Both can be true.

Absolutely.

It's, I actually never really used to listen to full albums a lot.

And I've started to do that just out of respect for the artist and just knowing what goes into a full album. Actually, Taylor's helped me with that, to be honest. But my friend Benoit, one of my best friends out here, lives and swears by here. He was like, she's the mother of modern day pop girlies. And I was like, oh, interesting. And so I did listen to the latest album. And my goodness, what a fun little approach to a breakup.

Yeah, I mean, for any listeners who haven't listened yet,

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