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You can't eat at everybody's house.

Kira, I gotta stop you. I'm really thirsty.

God, you're perfect. You are perfect to me.

You wrench your clothes, you poor bitch.

Why are we bringing the energy of like a family at Thanksgiving?

Welcome back to Petty Criam!

The only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates Kira's love for Eminem's.

Drag me for my brand deal.

Drag you for making money. I don't think so, honey.

How are you, Kira?

I am really good.

Griff, I know how you're doing, and I actually have something I wanted to discuss before we get into today's episode.

Yes, you told Riley, our producer, and me that you've come prepared with a top.

Yeah, me being so proud that I've like prepared one little thing

to discuss. But anyway, I've been sort of like enjoying like picking through petty things that I

see happening in the headlines. Yeah. And I was wondering how familiar you are with Jeff Bezos's ex-wife, McKenzie Scott.

I'm not, I mean, I'm familiar probably to the extent that most of our listeners are as well, and that I know they were together, they're not together.

I guess I'm a little more familiar with his current wife. I live down the street from like the crazy compound

that he's building for her and, you know, I've seen like the wedding photos in Italy and blah, blah, blah.

So no, enlighten me. So McKenzie Scott, to me, is far in a way the main character in this situation.

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