Hello.

Sorry, again.

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Leave all that in.

Hello, this is a secret mum club. I'm Safina. And I'm Emma. Clearly I've got a

phlegmishu. This podcast is a safe space for m's everywhere. A safe space to share our secrets. Because we all have secrets, don't we? We do, and as we know, sharing is caring. You don't even have to tell us who you are. You can give that to yourself, you can be anonymous. And all those secrets can be serious or silly. All secrets are welcome in the secret mum club. Secrets out, honey. My teeth are done. Well, that's a lie. Well, you've done in 13 weeks. You know what? I actually cried coming out of the dentist the other day, not because I was an excruciating pain. I was because I paid to have something done to my teeth and then I felt so fucking guilty about it and I just sat in the car and sobbed because I was like oh I've paid for and I thought Girl Maff if I pay now when I go and actually have it done it'll be free it'll be free Gour on dinner but I just felt guilt why do we feel guilt about spending money on ourselves Yeah I do now because I don't have any of my own money.

It's so hard, isn't it? Like I got in the car and I was like, fuck, I could have just spent that money on something else? Yeah. And I've just selfishly gone and spent it on my teeth. Selfish. You don't treat yourself. I feel really selfish. I've got time to cancel though if I change my mind. Are you going to say what it is?

Oh, I'm going to have some composite bond.

I want that. But I'm not having veneers and I'm only having the top four bottom two. You don't need veneers. You've got great teeth. I've got another one coming up. I'm very burpy. I'm so. No, I'm joking. But do you want a reveal of the teeth? Yes. So I've got my old retainers in.

Yeah.

So there's a bit of a process now.

So I've straight in my, No, I'm joking. But do you want a reveal of the teeth? Yes.

So I've got my old retainers in.

Yeah.

So there's a bit of a process now. So I've straightened my teeth for 26 weeks. Can you believe it's been 26 weeks? Oh, two lots of 13? Two lots of 13. Yes. So 13 trays, but I had to wear them for two weeks. That's 26 weeks. Yeah. warn them. I've had the little nubbins taken off because I think what people don't understand with Invisaline is basically they put acrylic blocks on your teeth.

So that does the same as the metal ones that pull your teeth apart.

Yeah.

Or straighten your teeth, sorry.

So the acrylic blocks are basically the same.

Yeah.

But you have the retainers where you take them in and out.

So I've had all my blocks removed. I've now on the whit. Yeah. But you have the retainers where you take them in and out. So I've had

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