Hello, my name is Cody Rigsby.

And my name is Andrew Chappelle.

And if you have been training for the Olympics, this is your weekly episode of tactful pettiness.

And what a week it has been.

I don't know about you, Cody, but I have been glued to my television screen watching these Olympics.

I feel so patriotic in my red, white, and blue, my favorite color story.

We're rooting for the girls, gays, and days.

You know, I'm just, I'm very proud to see our country in France doing the damn thing.

I'm also cheering for the men, too, girls, gay, days, and also the men.

Yeah, definitely.

They're not gay men.

Yeah.

Especially the ones who are doing a sport that involves wearing minimal clothing.

Mm-hmm.

Or revealing clothing.

Either way, we're rooting for you.

We're rooting for you.

The opening ceremony was long. It was indeed long. I was in physical therapy when I was watching it. So it didn't feel super long because I was there for an hour and a half. But I watched it on replay and I just skipped through the good parts. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't, I do not care about all the athletes on the boats. Keep it pumping, baby. I don't care.

There was something romantic.

There's just, you know, I love Paris.

So there's just something romantic about seeing the city in this new light. Because it's like, you know, on a Tuesday and in November, it's gorgeous.

So then for them to put all this extra effort in with the dancing on the streets and the boats are coming down.

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