Hey booze, I'm Cody Rigsby. And I'm Andrew Chappelle. And if your podium has just prevented you from getting to the Olympic podium, this is your weekly episode of tactful pettiness.

Another week of Olympics. Yes, and I'm still riveted. But, you know, as the, I feel like there's less and less gymnastics, and so I get less and less invested.

Yeah, there's something very special about watching a sport you don't get to see often.

Yeah.

There's also, like, until I watched the Simone Bios documentary, I didn't realize these people are quite literally putting their lives on the line.

They're literally doing like backflips, 10 feet in the air and weigh about 60 pounds.

So crashing down into the ground in that manner could inflict harm.

Yeah.

If it goes, if it goes south, it goes south.

I mean, speaking of inflicting harm, I was visually assaulted today coming here on the...

Oh, you were?

For those of you who do not live in New York, we are subjected to things that just truly are unimaginable.

Today I was walking to the subway.

A man had fully exposed himself.

Oh.

What a wonderful way to start the day.

Yes.

And then... Was it big? Yeah, but it wasn't like appealing. Yeah, of course. I just want to know the size. Don't worry. Just like police officers were standing there watching him do this and didn't do anything. Then I go down the stairs. I get on the subway and I'm drinking my Celsius. Not an ad. Not an ad. And I look. You'd be drinking those girls. I need the energy. I get concerned. I drink one a day. Okay. It's my, like Bill Clinton was allowed one Diet Coke a day. I'm allowed one Celsius a day. Anyhow, I get on the subway. I'm drinking my Celsius and I look down across from me and a man has a gash in his shin. It was, to say it was unsightly, I was becoming physically ill, but there was no place for me to like move. So I was looking anywhere but this gash. He needs some milk. He needs a lot of things so first some first aid um so yeah so

anyway so the gymnastics definitely is they put they put themselves at risk which is what's so

heroic about that sport and like there's just something so flouncy and girly and just like fun about

watching girls gymnastics and then like the guys are hot so like

you know i i loved um when rebecca won gold ha beca ha beca that's how you'd say it in in portuguese

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