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The Dirtbag Diaries

The Shorts-- Saving Santa

The Dirtbag Diaries

Duct Tape Then Beer

Sports, Wilderness

4.82.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2018

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

"To work in tourism is to witness the human comedy," says Joe Aultman-Moore. "Every guide has stories that start with, "You'll never believe this...'. Nowhere, it seems, do people go further from the familiar that on cruises to Alaska." Working as a seasonal guide at a remote camp in rural Alaska with ten other men, Joe Aultman-Moore figured it would take nothing less than a request to Santa and his team of flying reindeer to meet a girl. Can Christmas wishes still come true?

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If the first 50 years were an experiment, to prove that a business could be

0:05.4

responsible and successful, turns out it's not just possible. It's profitable. So

0:12.5

what's next? What's next is simple. It's human power and it's finding the joy

0:17.8

in doing difficult things. What's next is turning capitalism on its head and

0:23.4

putting all our money where our mouth is. What's next is unstoppable. For nearly

0:31.4

50 years Patagonia has given a damn about people and the environment. Find

0:35.8

more at Patagonia.com slash stories.

0:42.8

You're listening to the Dirt Pack Daries, a production of duct tape-len beer with

0:47.4

additional support from Kuwait because you love your bike. AG1, foundational

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nutrition that supports whole body health and aura frames. The Wi-Fi connected

0:58.2

digital picture frame. I wanted to ask Santa to bring me a girlfriend for

1:07.2

Christmas. It would take nothing less than a Christmas miracle and flying

1:12.4

reindeer to meet a girl out here. I was a seasonal guide at a remote camp next to

1:18.1

a glacier in rural Alaska. No road access, a tiny wind generator, an outhouse,

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an unheated cabin's barely bigger than garden sheds. Camp said bullseye at the

1:29.9

end of a giant wind tunnel called the Lynn Canal. Not actually a canal but

1:35.1

the longest and deepest fjord in North America. Winters piled enough snow in the

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mountains to create some of the largest non-polar ice fields on earth. Hurricane

1:45.0

force winds regularly tore through the fjord and the Pacific dump

1:48.8

torrential rains swelling the coastal forest to biblical proportions. I was

1:53.6

surrounded by brown bears, moose, wolves, sea lions, wolverines, whales, and

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ten other men. The glacier point wilderness safari is a popular remote day to

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