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The Leo & Danny Show

The Sex Therapist Returns

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2022

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Leo yeah I wanted to just I wanted to start the spot by reminding you that Swalby in Spanish

0:05.1

said hey you're worth nothing suck my dick that is a great insult like you can in the Edward

0:11.5

40 hands in the Edward 40 hands video is that why reddit is that why the feminists were so upset about

0:15.9

this video I believe that's why it was because Swolby said that to a couple. A nice couple. You're worthless.

0:21.5

You can suck my, why does Swolby? My question is, if the guy's indeed worthless, why do you want a blow job from him? Exactly. It doesn't make sense. Even you like to get blown by girls with a cute face. Absolutely. They could have extra 75, 80 pounds on it, but they need to have a cute little smile.

0:37.1

That would be great.

0:37.9

I mean, it's obviously better with a cute smile, but to be honest, Danny, I, you know, we're having a sex therapist on later tonight, today on this episode. Guys, you're probably excited about that, but I'm going to be honest. I'll have sex with a girl, even without a pretty face. I'm about to drop a bombshell on you right now, Leo. Oh, my God. Oh, boy. Leo might not be happy about this, but Leo in spring of 2020 said after we filmed the giving

1:01.9

him a head tattoo in Starbucks video that he would get his penis sucked by rat pussy

1:06.9

Pam.

1:07.9

Why would you bring that up again?

1:09.4

You said you would get your penis by that human grimace. Stop it. I personally think she's very beautiful. So you can call her a human grimace? From fucking McDonald's? Leo. Pull up grimace. Pull up grimace on the fuck it. I want to look at grimace because I need to get a full visual of us. Let's pull it up, Austin, so the audience could get it too. But I mean, Grimmis, that might, because Grimus is more top shaped. Right. I feel like she might be more of her traditional sphere. I, look, I think she's Latina. She's got some hips in there. Okay. I think, you know, she might be a little overweight. So is, you know, our boy Rattock Ralph.

1:45.1

But she can get there. I believe in her.

1:47.1

I know she's going to get there. Personally, I believe she's going to get there, Danny. But you would have gotten blown by her before she got there. I would have gotten. Oh, my God. Dude, you're a fucking piece of shit, dude. Am I? Dino and Austin as my jury

2:01.6

Am I telling lies by making that comparison You're spitting facts bro fucking grimace dude His hand He can't even wipe his ass Well you might as well Take out the middle man And just get your cock sucked By grimace You need to go hang out At McDonald's more often What about the hamburger Fuck me to get blown. You can burglarize the semen out of your nutsack. The hamburger, dude, those are great characters that they came up with. The hamburger, he would just steal hamburgers. He had the fucking, the mask. It's not good, huh? It's not good if your mascot encourages looting at your business.

2:34.9

Yeah.

2:35.6

It's really weird.

2:36.2

That would be like if Louis Vuitton had this new guy who was like a black dude with a hooded sweatshirt and a gun.

2:43.2

Like what if that was their mascot?

2:45.5

Dude, what are the worst mascots would you say?

2:48.9

I mean, why were the Indians, you know, why were the Cleveland Indians? That wasn't a big deal. It was just a chief. And he looked really happy. He was an Indian chief with the biggest smile. Yeah. Yeah. It's clearly out of the depths of the 1920s. I mean, that looks like one of the engines in Peter Pan. It's drawn with less, with less compassion than the engines in Peter Pan. And they are like, I mean, they get into bushes and stuff and use them as disguises. It's pretty stereotypical. Yeah. I feel like you would have read the original Peter Pan book. Have you? It's considered some kind of literary classic. I don't know anything about Peter Pan's book.

3:25.2

It's, it was, I mean, his base, he would take children to heaven, and it's really kind of crazy. And, like, he did, I think he bangs fucking Tiger Lily. I think he's a pedophile, dude. No, he's not. Peter Pan? If he lives forever, but he's always a kid.

3:40.0

Technically, he's like a hundred years old,

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