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The Leo & Danny Show

Brooks Gets Engaged

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2022

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Dino and Austin.

0:01.7

Couldn't do the assignment or what? Austin and Dino. Leo, I asked a very simple thing. I know, man. What did I ask? Just bring an article to class. I want it to be like a school presentation. It's one of those things. It's like what the easy teacher in school gives you that like, oh, do, you know, let's do current events. All you have to do is bring an article. I don't even want you guys to write about it.

0:23.3

We could just discuss it. And they fucked it up. They couldn't even bring an article for us to discuss. They didn't even need to read it ahead of time, you know? Exactly. Exactly. All they needed were words in a title from a not even credible news source. You know where I got my article?

0:38.6

Yahoo News.

0:39.7

You know why I got it from Yahoo News?

0:41.5

Because I chuckle every time I scroll through the stories.

0:44.2

Same thing.

0:45.1

I got mine from Yahoo News because that is where you get the odd,

0:48.8

like ridiculous kind of poppy news, isn't it?

0:51.5

Maybe.

0:52.5

But given the S that CNN and the Los Angeles Times are reporting, Los Angeles

0:58.4

Times posted a story today and it was like, Martin Luther King was promoting critical race

1:03.3

theory 50 years before it was cool.

1:06.0

I was like, this is front page news?

1:08.5

Like, it's odd, man.

1:10.7

I mean, I don't know what's going on, man, but hail to him because you know, I like

1:14.2

the ladies men. So I always say it, Martin Luther King Day. I got another to get smart Luther King. He did. He did. He had a lot of affairs. I didn't know that, but props to that guy. Yeah. I mean, basically any guy that's in history, I mean, props to him if he's getting more pussy than average.

1:30.1

Exactly. I mean, you might as well. I mean, basically any guy that's in history, I mean, props to him if he's getting more pussy than average.

1:30.1

Exactly. I mean, you might as well. I mean, if you're going to be a historical figure, take the fame and all that, all that comes with it. I mean, he did get assassinated. I like how you say if you're going to be a historical figure, like they know they're going to be a historical figure. You don't think he looked, you don't, okay, that's a thing.

1:41.7

Don't you think like fucking Biden looks in the mirror sometimes and goes, I'm the motherfucking president, baby.

1:46.8

Hell yeah, I'm going down in history. No, because Joe Biden is going to be equivalent to James A. Garfield.

1:53.9

Okay, Donald Trump does. Kids are going to look back at the long choo choo train of presidents in the corner of their classroom. And be like, who's that guy?

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