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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

The Secret Technology Gap with Geoff Ross

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2018

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Geoff Ross has a theory. A theory so explosive, so stunning, and so well researched, that it might just make you freak out so hard you quit modern life completely and go live in the woods and like chop wood or whatever. Geoff thinks that the state of technological innovation in this country is at least 30 years ahead of what we really think it is, and a cabal of government and private industry players is keeping it from us for their own creepy purposes. It’s nuts!!!

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,

0:22.2

crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.

0:25.0

I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.

0:29.7

Let's get to the show. She was probably a really good women's basketball player in high school and she would have been unusually tall for like a 17.

0:54.0

And I wouldn't be surprised by either her, her family, or her high school coach decided to say,

0:59.0

hey, this girl's 6-4.

1:01.0

Why, we're trying to get attention. We're trying to get the scouts here and when they come here and they see her play this detail about her being 6-4 or not is immaterial because she's really good at basketball. And four inches doesn't matter if you're ascending straight up to the hoop.

1:16.0

And if you're dominating, who cares?

1:18.0

It doesn't, we don't care.

1:19.0

We're trying to win.

1:20.0

But this could get people to show up because you're unusual.

1:22.0

You're six foot four. So to show up because you're unusual. You're six foot four.

1:23.4

So they show up and you get recruited and you go to college. Now here's where you would think like the

1:28.4

record would be corrected. One would think. One would think. One would think.

1:31.6

However, if you're a big school and she happened to go to a big school

1:35.3

for women's basketball. She went to Yukon. Oh, and Yukon wins. This is the school to go to.

1:41.7

You don't want to look like a fool either, right? We didn't get

1:46.3

scammed by this girl who's six feet tall and but we're claiming she's six fours.

1:50.5

No, she's six fours. We're to continue saying she's six four. No, she's six four. We're to continue saying she's six for

1:55.6

whoever did the original lie we're gonna keep it going because it's good for us.

1:58.4

We've got the giantess you have to see this. Meanwhile of of course, she's great at basketball.

2:04.0

She delivers on that. She's a phenomenal player.

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