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Good Morning From Hell

The Secret Life of Mascots #70

Good Morning From Hell

Good Morning From Hell

Society & Culture, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Improv, Fiction

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 12 April 2021

ā±ļø 34 minutes

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Summary

Meet Oderf, a man doomed to wear a mascot costume for eternity, who has paid a terrible price for the ability to travel freely between Hell and Earth. Oderf played by Alfredo Diaz from Red Web, Off Topic, and Achievement Hunter! Check out our new Clayton T-shirt and follow us on social! https://linktr.ee/GoodMorningFromHell Join our Hatreon to support the show and get exclusive content at goodmorningfromhell.com!

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Produced and hosted by comedians ⁠Chris Demarais⁠ & ⁠Blaine Gibson⁠ from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down. 

Edited by ⁠Nicholas Newton⁠. 
Art by ⁠Andrew Douglas⁠.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a Restarty's production.

0:04.0

Good morning from Hells, you good friend Clayton here, joined with...

0:16.5

Bye!

0:18.0

Chris, hello Celia, say hello Chris.

0:19.5

Hello, I'm Chris, and if you're just joining us, I died about a year and a half ago,

0:26.5

and my eternal punishment down here in Hell is to do this podcast, where we interview everyone in the afterlife with Clayton here, the younger brother of Satan.

0:36.5

That's me, and I'm also the Secretary of War in the ongoing war against Heaven.

0:41.5

We're kicking their ass.

0:43.5

If this is the scoreboard, would indicate how things are going, I would say it is 666.20, while we're doing that good.

0:53.0

Is there a scoreboard?

0:54.0

There is actually.

0:55.0

Yeah, you know, Harry Potter, it's a very hellish series about which is written by a terrible person.

1:01.0

Still a huge pop culture phenomenon, so it gets referenced a lot, and then people get upset when it's referenced, even though it's like part of their childhood, so it's like this really weird thing where it's like,

1:10.5

ah, should I talk about Harry Potter? Should I not talk about Harry Potter?

1:13.0

Well, you're doing it.

1:14.0

You know that series?

1:15.0

Uh-huh.

1:15.5

Yeah, that series.

1:16.5

Okay, so you know whenever they're like, ah, 10 points of Gryffindor, and then yeah, it's like that.

1:21.0

We have one of those.

1:22.0

10 points to Heaven.

1:24.0

That's right.

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