This is a rooster teeth production.

I know it's my job, but it's not fair.

Okay, all right, good morning from hell. This is a good friend Clayton here with my assistant Chris.

He died not too long ago about a year, so his eternal punishment is to do this podcast with me as a faithful assistant,

which he is not being right now. Chris, what? What's up with you today? Nothing. You're acting like a teenager.

No. That's what you're doing right now. No, I'm not. What, why do I have to do what you say? I mean, who are you?

I'm Clayton. I'm the host of the show and the brother of Satan. Hello.

You're just the brother of Satan. I mean, big deal. Whatever. Okay, you're being a brat right now. I don't appreciate it.

Who have you been hanging out with? Chris. No one. Chris. Who have you been hanging out with? Why are you trying to always keep tabs on me?

Okay. All right. You've been hanging out with Shagging, haven't you? You've been hanging out with Shagging, before I have any you.

No. Yeah, you have. Yeah, you have. Okay, fine. Yeah, hang out with them. Is this why you're being all, you know, resistency right now?

No, no, because I'm just, you know, just realizing that, you know, I'm being mistreaty, you know, I'm always the one doing everything, you know.

Chris, it's your job. I mean, I'm a fair manager. I, you know, I treat you okay. Right?

Not according to everyone that I've talked to. Oh my God. Okay. Do you think you could find better out there in hell?

Yeah. Yeah. I just, you know, like maybe I have my own revolution.

See, now you got all these revolutionary ideas and you're acting like I'm some sort of a bad guy. What is up with you?

You are a bad guy just for the wrecking. Sure. Yeah. So, okay. All right. Well, hold on. I'm going to make a quick call on my health phone.

Uh-huh. Hold on. Yeah. Okay.

Yep. Yeah. Helen. Yeah. It's Clayton. Yeah. Yeah. You got a quick second. Okay, great. All right. All right. Chris, we're going to have a guest on.

We'll see how you feel by the end of it here. Put this on. What is this? It's an electric color thing. It's like it's, they'll explain it in a second. No, you'll figure it out fast.

Why do I have to put it on? You know, hold on. Hold still. I'll put mine on. You stop. Stop squarming. Okay. All right. Yeah. There we go. Okay. All right. Now I got to boot up this sound file.

Now, it's a crowd cheering and you got some music. They like to come out. They like to dance when they come out. It's the thing. Who? You'll find out soon enough. All right. Introducing Helen, Digitaret and Borsha, Degrassi.

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