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So you guys remember after Trump was acquitted in the Senate and he had that big kind of pepper alley at the White House and he went through and he called out all the people he loved the most. John Ratcliffe, we all remember him,

got a special shout out, and apparently a special prize.

He's such a special guy.

He's going to be the D&I again.

It's the second coming of John Ratcliffe.

That's right. You thought he was done.

You thought he was gone, but the tomb was open.

And he's back now.

Hang on. Is it the reincarnation of John Radcliffe?

Is it, is it, I mean...

The zombie.

I think it's like Terminator 2, like he's coming back like full titanium.

He's like, he's like, he's the T1,000 version 2. I think we're selling the

administration short here. I think 2 is not enough. They're going to let him

fail and then nominate him a third time.

That's really it.

Because he hasn't had enough humiliation.

I think they're going to do exactly what David said in order to have more time on the acting.

Okay.

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