This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

You know when I titled the episode last week, The quarantine Everything Edition, I did not mean us. Should have been more specific. Clearly. Yet here we are rational security in exile

We are currently let's see Michaela Susan and I are in the jungle studio. A meter apart between all of us. Social distancing and

Ben and Tammy are currently in a remote location and I have a feeling that

next week we will all be in remote locations.

But the wonder of technology is that we can do this even bifurcated this week or quad-fricated next week

and our dear dear listeners will not have to miss an episode.

And I for one I'm going to stop making jokes.

Why?

Forever.

Right after this one. Hello and welcome to Rational Security, the My Corona Edition. I'm Shane Harris. We could have a Corona today instead of

Scotch that would have been appropriate. I am drinking Scotch. I'm drinking

Funa Hopin. Well we know that the virus is easily destroyed by alcohol, Ben.

So good on you.

Yeah, I'm just going to consume lots of alcohol.

There's a bottle here with two glasses,

but I forgot to clean them first,

and so I'm not touching anything.

I'm just drinking purerout.

Exactly.

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