Hello, everyone, and welcome to another episode of Getting Hammered.

This is a very rare solo event.

Vic Mattis is out of town.

I am here by myself. I'm not usually great at speaking

into the ether by myself, but I'm going to channel Donald Trump on truth and I am going to

put my emotions out there. I'm going to put myself out there. I'm going to speak in all caps.

We're going to make it happen. I am coming off debate night in America.

By the time you hear this, it will be a day later.

But I had an extremely busy day yesterday.

Very busy.

Because everything just fell together on the same day that ended up being debate day.

So I got up at roughly 4.30 in the morning after being up several

times with my baby who's decided that he doesn't know how to put himself back to sleep anymore.

430 up because I had to write something that, of course, I had procrastinated on and not finished

and really needed to get it out the door in the morning before the children woke up again.

So I get up, I work for a little while, I get the children off to school, I come back home,

do some work during the day while the big kids are gone. After school, we have after school

activities. We got something for one kid here, We got something for another kid here. I take

all the kids to where they need to go. I get home at like 5.30. By that time, it's time for me to go

into D.C. to go to a comedy show. And by that, I do not mean the debate, although you could make

that argument.

But I had bought tickets to a Jen Fulweiler show, who is a, she's a stand-up comedian,

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