The Scott Adams School - 5/59/26 BJ Dichter Joins Erica & Marcela. Trump, Iran and Dad Jokes
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Scott Adams
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🗓️ 29 May 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
It's Fun Friday at The Scott Adams School! Erica and Marcela welcome special guest BJ Dichter for a lively discussion covering Scott Bessent, Cara Castronuova, President Trump's beautification project, the Iran deal, moon news, dad jokes, and whatever else the news cycle throws at us.
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Humanity somehow managed to combine geopolitics, moon stories, dad jokes, and landscaping into a single news day. We will do our best to make sense of it.
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| 0:00.0 | to us. Cheers to the weekend. It's Friday. Happy Friday, everyone. Okay, we're live. We're live. It is |
| 0:08.6 | Friday. We're alive. We're live. It's May 29th, 2026. B.J. is in the house. You requested him. |
| 0:16.8 | You asked for him. You were looking for him. |
| 0:19.0 | I love to love. Thank you. |
| 0:21.9 | We brought him. |
| 0:24.8 | He's here. |
| 0:27.8 | So we're just wait for a few people to gather in. |
| 0:29.0 | Oh, there we go. |
| 0:30.5 | Everyone's filing in. |
| 0:33.3 | And we're going to get going with the sip in one second. |
| 0:34.5 | Don't be late. |
| 0:35.5 | Don't be late. |
| 0:55.7 | And you guys, you have to just humor me while I attempt to humor you after the sip with some dad jokes. Okay. We've got jokes. All right. So let's go. I have not had one sip of my coffee yet. I waited for these beautiful people to get here. So let's go. Good morning, Smar. Here we go. And you came to the right place. |
| 1:04.9 | Chances are you came prepared. You might have everything you need. The rest of you better hurry up and grab what you need. And what you need is, well, a cup a cup or a mugger a glass a tanker |
| 1:12.3 | chalice or stine a canteen jug or flask a vessel of any kind fill it with your favorite |
| 1:17.3 | liquid i like coffee enjoy me now for the unparalleled pleasure the dopamine head of the day |
| 1:24.2 | the thing that makes absolutely everything better. |
| 1:28.3 | It's called the simultaneous sip, and you're about to experience it. |
| 1:32.3 | Go. |
| 1:37.3 | Ah. |
| 1:38.3 | And with that sip, feel yourself connected to people all over the world who were enjoying this periscope simultaneously. |
| 1:50.0 | Okay. |
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