The Scott Adams School - 05/28/26 The CHICKS Today!
Real Coffee with Scott Adams
Scott Adams
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🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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**Special Presentation from Scott Adams**
Today at The Scott Adams School, Erica and Marcela hold court while Owen takes the day off. We’ll cover Trump’s cabinet meeting, the latest Biden health speculation, Jill Biden's concerns, E. Jean Carroll's return to the headlines, Dad jokes, and much more.
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning, everybody. |
| 0:03.0 | We tied up Owen. He's in the trunk of our car. We have a car, a joint car. It's tied to a chair. Oh, wait, Marcella, we're joined. I have to unjoin us. Hang on. There we go. Good morning, good morning. It's May 28th. Let me turn on my locals so I can see you guys. Are you so excited to see Marcella and I? |
| 0:26.6 | This could be trouble. Somebody said kinky. Of course. Of course. Okay. |
| 0:36.7 | Beverly, good morning. |
| 0:38.4 | We're just waiting for a couple of people to come in. |
| 0:40.6 | And I think we have a really good show for you guys today. |
| 0:43.8 | I mean, that's the goal every day. |
| 0:45.5 | Nikki. |
| 0:45.8 | I take like three hours, but yes. |
| 0:48.5 | I always have your content. |
| 0:50.8 | I know Marcella's like, how many hours will this show be? |
| 0:54.0 | It's going to be jam-packed. |
| 0:56.0 | So, oh, I heard. |
| 0:59.0 | Tied to a chair. |
| 1:00.0 | Yes, Owen is tied to a chair. |
| 1:02.0 | Good callback. |
| 1:03.0 | So, all right, you guys, I'm holding my cup and I'm waiting to have a sip, and I'm sure you are too. |
| 1:09.0 | Oh, cute pictures. All right, you guys, let's do it. Shall we begin on a good note? A positive note, the best note there ever was. Yes, it's called the simultaneous sip, and all you need, all you need is a cup or a bugger, a glass tanker chalice or stein a canteen jug a |
| 1:27.5 | flasker vessel of any kind fill it with your favorite liquid I like coffee |
| 1:32.7 | enjoy me now for the unparalleled pleasure the dopamine hit in the day the |
| 1:36.6 | thing that makes absolutely everything better it's called the simultaneous |
| 1:40.4 | sip go uh... |
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