In reality television, the people are represented by two separate but equally obsessed attorneys.

This is their podcast.

Hi, I'm Sessie, and I'm Angela, and this is the Bravo Docket.

Hi everyone and welcome back to the Bravo Docket.

So we are taking a break from our regularly scheduled content,

which was supposed to be part two of Melissa and Joe Gorgah.

We have a whole episode about that that will probably release next week,

but we had to turn to the many legal issues that have come out of this

Ariana, Tom Sandevol, Raquel Cheening scandal that is just rocked everyone's world the past

week and a half. Yeah, Sessie had a really funny tick-tock that she posted,

where she was trying to explain it to her real house husband of the Bravo Docket.

And then I was trying to explain it to John. I wish I could credit whoever I got this from.

It was in an article on Basel or something. Imagine if Chandler cheated on Monica with Rachel

for six months behind Monica's back, and the type of response he would have to that.

That's kind of how we all feel about this situation.

Yeah, and before we dive in, I was at the Crap Yees in L.A.

A couple of weeks ago, a week before this all came out, actually, like a few days with Ariana.

I met Ariana beforehand, and it wasn't a really good mix of people at the show.

And someone introduced me to Ariana and was like, oh, she has a legal podcast.

And I told her I was like, oh, yeah, we haven't done anything for Vanderpump. There hasn't been

anything like ground breaking yet on Vanderpump rules, so we just haven't covered it.

And she was like, yeah, gosh, knock on wood. And I don't think either of us actually knocked on

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