The Scalp Mould
Secret Mum Club with Sophiena
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4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Sophiena’s secret of the week has us all scratching our heads as she battles what might be scalp mould. Roxanne steps in to help a mum navigate dance-school drama, and we round things off with a classic sweary toddler secret.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, this is the Secret Mum Club. I'm Safina and I'm Roxanne. And this podcast is a safe space for mums everywhere. |
| 0:10.4 | A safe space to share our secrets. Because we all have secrets, don't we? As we know, sharing is caring. |
| 0:16.4 | And you don't even have to tell us who you are. You can keep that to yourself, be anonymous. |
| 0:20.3 | And those secrets can be serious or silly. |
| 0:22.7 | All secrets are welcome in the secret mum club. |
| 0:28.5 | It's been a wild, we had a wild conversation before this. |
| 0:32.4 | It's been a wild time for you and me in life. |
| 0:35.0 | Yes. |
| 0:35.5 | Although we have, we can't really update because we already update on everything, don't we? Yes. Also like to just state that I am the worst person that keeping secrets and I still have kept everything as secret. You're basically trying to not talk to me or see me so that you don't have to tell me anything. She also said to me, you haven't actually seen me at all for the last week. We haven't, we did the pod and then we haven't seen each other since, which is unusual. I'm trying to plan your 40th birthday is to be really cherished. You don't want to be my friend. You're so dramatic. I'm trying to do so much for you. And do you know what? there is going to be a time on your birthday that you sit and you go actually, Saphina. No, no, she was so busy. |
| 1:14.6 | Sorry. I'm trying to do so much for you. And do you know what? There is going to be a time on your birthday that you sit and you go, actually, Safina. |
| 1:13.1 | No, no. |
| 1:13.6 | She was so busy. |
| 1:26.9 | Sorry, I was such a bitch. But I just really needed to know the plans. Still asking Dottie. Again, she doesn't know. Do you know, I made a TikTok yesterday. I was talking to everybody on the TikTok and I said, well, I can't see too much because Roxanne will be watching. Then you fucking rang me. And I said to the video and to our lovely friends watching my lovely video, this is a sign from the universe. Shut the fuck up, Safina. She's watching. See, I didn't even know that. You're everywhere. You're like Big Brother. You just don't ever. I was just calling a check on your day. Yeah. I didn't know you were. |
| 1:44.5 | You can't know at what stage. |
| 1:46.3 | I'm doing something. |
| 1:47.5 | I'm in the middle of it. Yeah. I'm in the depths of it. I'm in the depths of your birthday. I was just seeing how you was. I know you were. Not spying on you from. I'm stressed. But you don't know why I'm stressed. No. |
| 1:57.8 | No. |
| 1:58.7 | No. |
| 1:59.7 | But I'm hanging. |
| 2:00.3 | I'm hanging. |
| 2:00.3 | You're just over there? |
| 2:01.6 | Living your best life. |
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