Hello, this is The Secret Mum Club.

I'm Safina.

And I'm Emma.

And welcome to your Thursday's episode.

Where we get to squeeze in all the extra bits and bobs from the week.

You can't squeeze my bits, honey.

The Botox is upsetting.

You're trying to wink, but you can't add free areas.

All of your comments, thoughts, questions and fun stories. To keep you going through the weekend. Show with your phone! How's your face? And my face is fucking great. Yeah. I can't believe you notice. Oh, you look fresh. I look fresh. Shit, that's fresh. For a girl their heads have fucking slept.

You would think the baby kept me up, but he didn't.

In fact, it was Dottie.

She kept me awake. Is this linked to your secret? No, no. The secret is funny. Obviously, you have to tune into the next. Tune into the next one. I've got a great secret. Maybe a bit disgusting. out there, crazy one, this one.

I feel like the older they get,

the scary the secrets become. You know? But no, my face is great. I'll wait two weeks for it to set in. Yeah. Got to go back in two weeks to make sure that she's happy with it if she needs to top me up. I think you're looking really good. Thanks, honey. Yeah. I feel great. Really smooth. Apart from puffy hair today. I don't know what that's about. I washed my hair for the first time.

Well, I actually styled my hair for the first time in what is about three weeks. I think I'm out of touch. I slept on my own wet, so I feel like we're on the same. Emma also arrived early today, guys. Well, three minutes. I think I arrived at 1027.

Couldn't believe it. I said to her, did you wet the bed?

Is that what you're here at?

I pissed my mouth. Didn't come on the train from Cardiff this morning. Just a little update. Did you stay here last night? Yeah, I've been on the breakfast show this morning on Absolute. So I stayed in London, been up since half four. What a dream. shimmied on over. And as if you thought you weren't going to be doing this again. I know. And you've gone right back into it. Yeah, I am. What a babe. Doing my old commute. Our best news reader ever. Thank you. Anyway, we digress. As always, we digress. Right, it's time for the Correspondence Corner. Chich, chich, ch-ch- celebrity get me out of here South Africa? I asked you about it about three weeks ago I said, are you watching it and you said no. Oh. Ocilly do coolly. I thought it wasn't celebrities from the UK. I thought it was going to be people

who didn't know. Yeah, it's people, is it people that been on it before? Gemma Collins is actually in there. Is it like, it's kind of like an all-stars one, isn't it? Is it? David Hay is in there. I think it is people that have been in there before. Um, Fingy Thomas is in there. Adam

Scarlet Moffet

No

Adam Thomas

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