Cash the ticket. It's presented by Fandul.

We can stay in that division because this next one is from Joe S in New York.

It's titled Giants.

Mike, I think it will be Dion and Shadour with the Giants next year.

Coach Prime and the Big Apple.

Perfect fit.

Will never happen.

The Mara and Tish family would never. It is an impossibility. And Dion in New York

would be a fucking disaster. He is not built for it. Oh, he may get up to the mic and act like Tommy

tough guy and beat up on some local Boulder, you know, reporter.

If you think you're going to get up in the New York media and play to victim every week and talk shit to the media and challenge, Jim, it would be a fucking disaster.

His son, no problem.

Shador is very talented.

Dad?

No chance in H.E. D. Hell. Would the New York football

Giants hire that man? Aren't they a package deal? Do you view it that way?

They can do whatever they want, but I think plenty of NFL teams will go. Cool.

And we're not taking your kid. Have a good day. No one's interested in hiring you, Deion. You're a

hype man. You're not a coach.

So I'm trying to think of teams that will have a head coaching vacancy and we'll be picking near the

draft. The Saints just fired a coach. Could they go double dip on Dion and Shadour?

Sure, because they're a horseshit franchise. And it's a tiny media market and you can get away with whatever you want, New Orleans, because I don't even know if they have TV and indoor plumbing. Yes, certain places, like it's like college football. You couldn't have Mike Leach in Tuscalo. Mike Leach could exist in Starkville or Lubbock or Pullman. Why? Because he was a fucking weirdo. Certain guys you cannot have there. Same thing with Signetti. Signetti's wonderful.

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