You're listening to the getting to the getting salty experience podcast.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome tonight to the Salties, the first annual first ever

getting the Salty Experience Awards show starring your host, Pat Say Jackoff and Judge Guinea Wapner and I am your co-host

Ed McMuffin and tonight take it away Pat Say Jagoff.

Oh, welcome guys. You've heard of the Oscars, throw it the garbage. You heard of the Emmys? Shove it up your hoo-ha. You heard of the Grammys? Stick it where the Shum don't shine, bro, because we got the Salties, bro. Very prestigious award. I don't know if you know that. So Leatherhead Nation, there is no word of the day.

We're just going to drink ourselves into oblivion tonight.

Feel free.

And then go to the after party afterwards.

And go to the big after party afterwards.

Feel free to chime in anytime you like with the super chat or any comment that you might have.

I hope you checked your feelings at the door.

I hope you filled up your glasses.

And we're going to get on with the show, bro.

Drink, drink, and drink some more.

There he is.

He's on.

He'll be running.

We got comedy.

We've got musical acts.

We've got it all tonight.

I hope you're ready.

I am buzzed already.

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