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The Commercial Break

The Salmonella Diet!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Bryan visits family for the holiday only to catch a raging case of Salmonella that ALMOST stops TCB in tracks...almost. Krissy recalls her trip to see extended family and the two agree that men are children whenever they are ill. Mtach.com rolls out it's new marketing angle: I want to date an adult. Tinder keeps trolling the humans of earth with its awful application. Kid Rock is discussed as his new video has raised the bar for all other "wanna be" bad musicians. Finally, Mark Gormley is dug up for the online archives and the gang review an interview from his golden years....2009. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Slack. With Slack, you can bring all your people and

0:05.9

tools together in one place. It's your digital HQ where you can increase productivity,

0:11.1

enable flexibility and automate workflows. Plus, Slack is full of game-changing features

0:16.7

like huddles for quick check-ins or Slack Connect, which helps you connect with partners

0:20.9

inside and outside of your company. Slack, where the future works. Get started at

0:26.9

Slack.com slash DHQ. Jane loved crisps. She ate them for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

0:35.6

Even at fancy-pants restaurants. Your crisps, madam. Years went by, but then crisps stopped

0:41.2

doing it for her. They got her thrown out of cinemas. And were forever in the bedsheets.

0:49.7

crisps. They're kind of like your current account. Just because they were good ones doesn't

0:54.0

mean you have to stick with them forever. Maybe it's time to switch with the current account

0:58.6

switch service.

1:06.1

And welcome back to WSHIT's continuing coverage of Holiday 2021. A crab apple tradition,

1:13.0

like almost any other, continues this year for the 14th year in a row as our friend Derek

1:18.7

and his imaginary friend, Little Derek, put on their annual holiday parade on the pulpit

1:24.8

of St. Crab Apple's Church. Let's go live now as we are in the third act of Derek and

1:31.6

imaginary Derek's holiday parade.

1:59.9

Oh, wonderful it is to see Derek and imaginary Derek continue to be in the third act

2:25.5

of the year.

2:35.5

Anyway, we'll be back after this commercial break.

2:52.4

On this episode of the commercial break, I just want to die. I honestly do. I've lost

3:00.2

nine pounds and eight pounds in three days. It's unbelievable actually how much weight I've

3:05.0

lost. It's great. I look great. Don't I look great? Yeah. Besides the pale lips.

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