Hey Mother..Shut Those Kids Up!

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Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Bryan explains to Krissy how complicated going out eat has become with children. He shares a story about a recent trip to eat at a restaurant that ended with a visit to NINE restaurants! Then they discuss how different the dining experience can be in Europe. Bryan is reminded of a stroll around a Spanish village with his extended family that ended in a 3 hour walk to lunch...right where they began. Finally, Bryan shares Thanksgiving video with Krissy from 1950's created by the U.S. Government. It's safe to say that times are VERY different now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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