The Rugrats Theory with Allyn Pintal

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

You might be thinking 'gee, what's a cute little theory about a kids tv show doing on this feed? Isn't this gonna be too innocent and sweet for Lizard People'. Well think again IDIOT. Comedy cutie Allyn Pintal came by to talk about the Rugrats Theory, and it might be our bleakest show ever. This theory holds that none of the Rugrats are real, Angelica made them all up in a grief-stupor, and everyone on the show is poorly dealing with horrific trauma. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!

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0:00.0	My boyfriend is like not a, he's a pretty straitless dude, he like doesn't really do any
0:21.6	drugs.
0:22.6	And at one point I was like, where would you get drugs if you wanted to find them?
0:27.2	He was like, well, I like, I could ask my friends, but I think that they would think that
0:31.5	something was wrong and they wouldn't give them to me.
0:34.2	Oh.
0:35.2	Oh.
0:36.2	It was like, he knows where he could get them, but he knows that his friends would be like,
0:43.2	I don't know.
0:44.2	I don't mind.
0:45.2	We won't sell to you.
0:47.2	Yes.
0:49.2	Weirdly endearing.
0:51.2	Yeah.
0:52.2	I found it.
0:53.2	That's sweet.
0:54.2	Yeah.
0:55.2	He's a little, he's like a high schooler all the time.
0:57.2	Oh.
0:58.2	He's like, everybody's a little brother.
1:01.2	Yes.
1:02.2	Yes.
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