The Royal Wedding of Taylor and Travis

Good Guys

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Mazel Morons! Today, we are FINALLY talking about THE Royal Wedding. We go from imagining Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding (horse-drawn carriages, Evite invites, and a whole lot of chair-lifting logistics) to unpacking Logan Paul’s big-day marketing hustle. Along the way, we debate whether aging gracefully means dating younger, reveal Olivia’s surprising celebrity crush, and answer moron mail about mothering your boyfriend, rekindling first-date sparks, and whether a Scottish club fling deserves a hometown tour. Plus: a What Are Ya Nuts? showdown that includes Josh calling out fake pre-boarders and Ben literally running out of gas.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys.
0:26.2	They're not the great guys. Welcome back to the good, good guys podcast. I'm sitting here with the
0:34.8	rabbi who's going to marry Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift.
0:38.6	It's Ben Saffler.
0:43.6	Oh, I like that. We haven't spoken about it, by the way, and I know it's a little bit dated.
0:47.3	But look, they're not getting married for a long time so we can still talk about it.
0:49.1	I'm Shepping Naches.
0:52.2	Mazalto. Masalto.
0:53.8	Masalto. Kelseyalto. Masalto. Gelsi and swift. La Chaim! Do you imagine? They're going to need a lot of guys to lift him in the chair during the Chara. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, they are. I wonder, do we know how tall she is? I know she's tall. Is she like six foot tall? I don't mean that for her. For her, they would only need one person, but for him, this is a 260 pound kid. At least. He's at least 260. Isn't he like 6.7? He's a big boy. Yeah, they're going to need, by the way, they don't even need that many people. I was heavier than that at my wedding. How was I heavier than Travis Kelsey at my wedding?
1:29.7	And by the way, it was the skinniest I'd been in a decade.
1:33.3	How many guys did you need to lift you in the chair during Havanaughal at your wedding?
1:37.2	Four, four, five big, big dudes, big dudes.
1:41.5	You ever think about that when you were at your peak weight that you were heavier than
1:46.0	LeBron James?
1:47.5	Like I used to, I would always think about that.
1:50.1	Like these guys that are just seven feet tall, seven footers, bigger than with no muscle.
1:57.9	Bigger than with no muscle.
1:59.5	But yeah, Travis Kelsey, Taylor Swift, and my God, what an unbelievable woman this is,
2:06.0	giving the New Heights podcast the exclusive so they can get 100 million new listeners.
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