The Royal Wedding of Taylor and Travis
Good Guys
Dear Media
5.0 • 23 Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.4 | Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys. |
| 0:11.4 | A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys. |
| 0:18.2 | And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys. |
| 0:26.2 | They're not the great guys. Welcome back to the good, good guys podcast. I'm sitting here with the |
| 0:34.8 | rabbi who's going to marry Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift. |
| 0:38.6 | It's Ben Saffler. |
| 0:43.6 | Oh, I like that. We haven't spoken about it, by the way, and I know it's a little bit dated. |
| 0:47.3 | But look, they're not getting married for a long time so we can still talk about it. |
| 0:49.1 | I'm Shepping Naches. |
| 0:52.2 | Mazalto. Masalto. |
| 0:53.8 | Masalto. Kelseyalto. Masalto. Gelsi and swift. La Chaim! Do you imagine? They're going to need a lot of guys to lift him in the chair during the Chara. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, they are. I wonder, do we know how tall she is? I know she's tall. Is she like six foot tall? I don't mean that for her. For her, they would only need one person, but for him, this is a 260 pound kid. At least. He's at least 260. Isn't he like 6.7? He's a big boy. Yeah, they're going to need, by the way, they don't even need that many people. I was heavier than that at my wedding. How was I heavier than Travis Kelsey at my wedding? |
| 1:29.7 | And by the way, it was the skinniest I'd been in a decade. |
| 1:33.3 | How many guys did you need to lift you in the chair during Havanaughal at your wedding? |
| 1:37.2 | Four, four, five big, big dudes, big dudes. |
| 1:41.5 | You ever think about that when you were at your peak weight that you were heavier than |
| 1:46.0 | LeBron James? |
| 1:47.5 | Like I used to, I would always think about that. |
| 1:50.1 | Like these guys that are just seven feet tall, seven footers, bigger than with no muscle. |
| 1:57.9 | Bigger than with no muscle. |
| 1:59.5 | But yeah, Travis Kelsey, Taylor Swift, and my God, what an unbelievable woman this is, |
| 2:06.0 | giving the New Heights podcast the exclusive so they can get 100 million new listeners. |
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