The Carrie Bradshaw of Istanbul

Good Guys

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Mazel Morons! Today, we're covering everything from J.Lo’s infamous bodega snack order to Ben’s hair loss journey and the wild world of Turkish transplants. Josh shares his mom’s Costco hoarding habits, a Van Gogh-style portrait of himself, and why Apple thinks his toaster oven is a security risk. We weigh in on listener dilemmas- awkward weddings, relationship limbo, and cutoff t-shirts- plus we crown their latest What Are You, Nuts? moments (hint: loose romaine leaves and Torahs at Rikers). Love ya!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a Dear Media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.3	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts?
0:24.3	Yeah, we're the good guys. They're not the great guys. We're just so good, good, good guys.
0:32.6	Maws and morons, welcome back to the Good Guys podcast. I'm sitting here with Jennifer Lopez's caregiver.
0:37.1	It's Ben Soffer. What happened to her? Did something happen to her? I'm just getting older. Okay, cool. All right. It's funny. When I look at her, I actually think, God, this woman mid-50s, you are stunning. Can we say that women look tight without it being perceived as inappropriate? She looks tight. Olivia says no. No. But I'm not, but I'm just talking about her skin. I'm not necessarily referencing like, okay, okay, so we can't. No, so not tight. She's glowing. Does that work? Glowing is glowing. Yeah, glowing's respectful. I want to go back to tight. I think that saying that somebody's tight, Josh, you look tight. I know. I look loose. How you feeling loose? How you feeling loose? Yeah, I'm loose as a goose. I'm loose as a goose. I'm also, Josh, I don't know if you noticed. You actually, you haven't, you've never commented on my hair, but I want to, I want to tell
1:31.0	everybody something. Actually, I'm scared. We're jumping too far. You continue. And then I'm going to tell my story. Wow. Jennifer Lopez is gorgeous. What a TV is? Yeah, I know. But I have a story about my hair, but I don't want to get into it too early.
1:44.3	We're still jiving.
1:45.1	It's still early.
1:46.2	We've been doing this podcast for one minute.
1:47.5	I'm jumping have a story about my hair, but I don't want to get into it too early. We're still jiving. It's still early. We're doing this podcast for one minute. I'm jumping into a story. We're popping and locking. Remember when Jennifer Lopez, that famous quote of hers where they were like, what would you get from the bodega growing up in the Bronx? And she was like ham and cheese. Orange drink. If you know, you know. Like, did we know? No, we didn't know. We didn't know. Mom Donnie should hire her to appeal to the people, okay? Is she getting a Fanta? I don't know. I don't know what she was getting. I really don't. I assume that it was Fanta.
2:23.1	Fanta is really, really fantastic. Just so much sugar, Josh. Have you had this orange poppy?
2:29.4	I'm telling you, it's just like Fanta, except a hundredth of the sugar. Now that it's owned by Pepsi, I don't know.
2:35.2	But back when it was privately owned, fantastic product. Poppy is D. Lish.
2:36.8	But I don't remember growing up.
2:42.9	Obviously, Fanta has always been like a huge European, as we know, the Germans, they created it.
2:43.7	They did.
2:45.4	I don't remember growing up with Fanta.
2:48.1	I feel like it was sort of like dropped in my 20s.
2:50.5	Yeah, Fanta, it was around.
2:54.0	The orange soda of our youth was certainly crush.
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