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Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat

"The Roster" (w/ Janet & Alexa)

Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat

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Cat Cohen, Comedy, Pat Regan, 759267, Arts, Dating, Catherine Cohen, Society & Culture, Sex

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Cat, Pat, and special guests Janet and Alexa, the hosts of Here's The Thing, discuss hookups, rosters, dreams for reality TV, and Cat's struggle to open a bottle of tequila.

Seek Treatment is executive produced by Catherine Cohen, Pat Regan, and Allison Bresnick.

This episode is sponsored by Ritual, Curtsy (PROMO CODE: Seek Treatment) and Skillshare.

Leave Cat & Pat a VM: 917-243-1302

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0:00.0

Hey bitch, what is your whole deal? Hey bitch, just tell us how you feel you wish

0:11.0

For a sign from above, well here's a podcast about voice x fucking dating and love, seek treatment

0:18.0

If you're boring as fun, seek treatment, if you're unlucky and love, seek treatment

0:25.0

If you just can't take a hit, we'll see treatments with cat and cat

0:32.0

Hey, it's Coco Kappa-Cheno

0:37.0

It's Pat for once and this is seek treatment

0:42.0

A podcast about boring sucks fucking dating and once in a while love

0:49.0

It's far the way you look at me always of all the only one I see

0:57.0

I love that

0:58.0

Thank you, I think we need to talk about it

1:02.0

I'll never, what that song?

1:04.0

No, how it's nighttime, we need to talk about how it's nighttime right now

1:07.0

Oh yeah, I see, I feel very in my power today

1:10.0

Oh my god, I feel like there's a disease that I'm suffering from in which at 5 p.m. my body completely shuts down

1:16.0

I'm in my bathrobe in my bed, yeah

1:19.0

Where are you, look like you're in a pantry no offense

1:21.0

No, I'm in my, what I call my office actually

1:24.0

Oh my god, that's full like dottie vibes

1:27.0

I know, it's supposed to just be like specifically my office and an angel

1:30.0

Kind of did a big reveal that he's putting this rack here with kind of some of his supplies on it

1:34.0

But it's still a large, I will say this zoom screen doesn't do it justice

1:38.0

I definitely have plenty of room and I have a very nice desk

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