Hey bitch, what is your whole deal? Hey bitch, just tell us how you feel you wish

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Hey! Hey! Hi, how are you? Hi cat! It's Pat Trick

And this is actually a call and it's gonna, today it's called just for today, it's called seek treatment

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And you know it's so funny Pat

What? My new thing is microwaving sweet potatoes and then like mashing them up, like making masher sweet potatoes

And see, what do you think about that? I have a thought, well I already have a thought

There's something about microwaves that, oh there's something inherently sad about like

trying your best with a microwave to make something work

And I'm gonna be saying this, I'm talking about reheating pizza, I'm talking about like

There's a very specific, there's a, needs to be a German word for like when you think something can work with a microwave

And like it does, in a way it does but it's just really saddening also

Like things are softer than they should be

When I was, when I was a tween, I would go absolutely off for um, when like my parents we had cold cuts

I would have a roll malt American on turkey and then like, but it would make the bread yourself

And I would take a plate, just put turkey and American cheese on it, melt and then put that onto an un-munked microwave

That's like literally what they do at Subway

Yeah, I basically was a Subway sandwich artist, a simple young child

I'll always remember when I, the first time I had Subway, it was like huge

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