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Your Favorite Band Sucks

The Rolling Stones Suck

Your Favorite Band Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

Music

3.72.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2017

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

If you think the Rolling Stones are "cool" then you probably tried to join the Sons of Anarchy motorcycle gang at some point. They're not cool. They never were. They were told how to dress and how to talk. Even they know they suck at making music because they've only put out two albums in the past, like, twenty years and one of them was just a bunch of stupid covers.

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0:00.0

I didn't even know that Rolling Stone magazine. I didn't even know there was more than one.

0:12.5

I always thought it was just a magazine. Just Rolling Stone magazine.

0:15.0

Which came first, the band? The Muddy Water Song.

0:18.2

The Muddy Water Song? Yeah.

0:19.5

Which leads us to talk about the band that has influenced more dad rock bands than any other band in the history of rock roll.

0:29.9

What I'm saying is every dad rock band, you know, like actual dads that get together and play music with other dads.

0:36.9

They always fucking play the Rolling Stones.

0:39.9

Always. It's required.

0:42.9

Dan and it.

0:44.9

Dan and then they start smiling and looking at each other and grooving.

0:48.9

Yeah, man. I mean, fucking high school again.

0:50.9

There's a dude whose beer gut has his guitar stick out up to high.

0:54.9

There's an Instagram called Dad Riggs or Riggs of Dad.

0:58.9

I'll share it with you. It's really fucking funny.

1:02.9

But all it is is it's just Riggs, you know, guitar riggs or whatever of dad rock bands.

1:06.9

Always in the most ridiculous pictures. But every time I feel like I look at that and I go, I guarantee these dudes just play fucking Rolling Stone songs all day.

1:15.9

Because it's what everyone does because the Rolling Stones are so fucking old.

1:21.9

It bothers me how old they are.

1:23.9

Do you think they have blood? I bet you they have blood boys. I don't know what that means.

1:25.9

Oh, like Silicon Valley.

1:27.9

Literally, yeah. Keith Richards started that rumor that he had that he gets blood transfusions or whatever.

1:33.9

He started. He started his own rumor based on the truth.

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