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Your Favorite Band Sucks

The Beatles Suck

Your Favorite Band Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

Music

3.72.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2017

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Yeah, yeah. You think we think we're edgy for saying The Beatles suck. No, they really do suck. They made bad music and you should feel bad for liking it. Unless you already agree with us, in which case, welcome to your new favorite podcast. The Beatles took American music and sold it back to us with accents and stupid haircuts. Why are we supposed to be impressed? Oh, because they were the first ones to... Wait, they weren't the first ones to do anything important? What's going on here? Mark thinks if The Beatles are your favorite band then you don't even like music. Tyler doesn't disagree. Hear why The Beatles don't deserve credit for anything other than how much they suck on the first episode of Your Favorite Band Sucks.

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0:00.0

The Beatles were on the scene, you know, going around playing probably nightclubs full of

0:14.6

Nazis at some point or another, let's be real.

0:18.0

And this Brian Epstein guy saw him and saw an opportunity.

0:22.2

He was like, oh, we're going to give these guys all the same haircut, dress them the same,

0:27.5

steal incredible music made by black American musicians and have four white kids do it.

0:34.2

They're just going to make it super accessible to people, I guess, through this vision.

0:40.7

Very much put together thing, not something that just happened where these guys were just

0:46.4

friends and they all decided, oh, we are all friends, we should get the same haircut

0:49.7

and dress in this way.

0:51.6

Like this is a very specific thought out thing.

0:56.0

This is not organic.

0:57.0

I think that is something that is oftentimes with the Beatles.

0:59.4

People think everything was just organic.

1:01.2

It was just, well, this is just the way they were.

1:03.6

They were friends.

1:04.4

This is how they dressed.

1:05.4

I woke up like this.

1:06.2

Yeah, exactly.

1:07.2

I woke up like this.

1:08.5

But it's not.

1:10.1

Like John Lennon's woo thing, that he just jacked from Little Richard.

1:14.6

I'm pretty sure Little Richard taught him, or if Paul McCartney is the one that did that,

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