The Rogue Wee
Secret Mum Club with Sophiena
Audio Always
4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
After the trials of toilet training a toddler, one mum asks if it’s even possible without getting peed on. Soph celebrates Eden turning 17 and passing her theory test, while Emma enjoys a wholesome family visit complete with sunshine and unexpected pub alpacas. Plus, a powerful listener message about how traumatic births can affect milk production.
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| 0:00.0 | Wait, hold on. |
| 0:05.7 | I need your attention because we have some huge news. |
| 0:09.7 | It's big. |
| 0:11.6 | Bigger than my bucket crutch. |
| 0:13.5 | And that's big. |
| 0:14.8 | Even bigger than Jojo's love for teenage mutant ninja turtles. |
| 0:17.5 | Well, you've been asking for it, so we're going to be heading. |
| 0:20.7 | Back on the |
| 0:21.8 | stage for another Secret Mum Club Live Show. There's going to be plenty of secrets. Perhaps a couple of |
| 0:32.4 | party games. And maybe a few surprise guests. So mark your calendars because on the 20th of May, |
| 0:38.6 | we'll be live at Bush Hall in London for one girly night only, |
| 0:43.3 | so you better buckle up, bitches. |
| 0:45.5 | Tickets are on sale right now, |
| 0:47.7 | so head to our socials for more info and the link to buy tickets. |
| 0:51.2 | We can't wait to see you there. |
| 0:53.0 | Now, back to the episode. |
| 0:59.7 | Hello, this is The Secret Mum Club. I'm Safina. And I'm Emma. Welcome to this episode |
| 1:04.6 | where I forgot my lines. It's the second time we've done it. Oh no. This podcast is a safe |
| 1:10.7 | space for mums everywhere. Safe space to share our secrets. Because we all have secrets, don't we? And as we know, sharing is caring. You don't even have to tell us who you are. You can give that to yourself, you can be anonymous. And all those secrets can be serious or silly. All secrets are welcome in the secret mum club. Tell me about your week |
| 1:28.8 | Let me just say it was better than last week |
| 1:31.7 | Yes, good |
| 1:32.3 | Well, the only way was up really, wasn't it? |
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