Following is a state secret gentleman, disclose it to any party, and you will be subject to prosecution.

From Don Simpson and Jerry Brookheimer, the producers of Top Gun and Crimson Tide, and Michael Bay, the director of Bad Boys.

This summer, get ready to rock.

This is junk food cinema.

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School Rejects.

Who were these guys?

Yeah. Well, welcome, Junk Yonge to another very exciting episode of Junku Shinnama.

Oh, God, this is why you wanted to do this episode, just so you can do your fucking voice.

Oh, it's going to be both.

I'm going to be doing both Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery

throughout this whole episode. So get the fuck used to it. This is the weekly cult and exploitation

film cast that is so good. It just has to be fattening. I'm your host Brian Salsbury and

joining me as per usual is my friend and co-host, novelist screenwriter lieutenant of

Megaforce.

And guy who doesn't do any good impression, so I will be the voice of sanity and reason

on this episode.

Wow.

How scary a turn of events is that?

I know.

That is a sentence spoken out loud without any irony.

Without irony.

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