Cabin crew, prepare for landing.

Wow, that was a quick flight.

Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.

Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.

Me neither.

Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.

Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.

What have you done?

Should have gone to spec, save us.

Book an eye test online.

Um, has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?

I've only got a bikini, Andy.

This is Steve Allen's A Little Bit Extra.

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Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Tuesday, September the 6th.

And boy, did the heavens open in London. I mean, I sort of woke up and I had a long sleep,

actually. I woke up a lot later than I normally would do. And I was sort of watching television.

I made myself a nice cup of tea.

I thought I water the plants in a minute. And all of a sudden I could hear this rumbling,

I know we're in the site of Heathrow Airport, but did God in heaven. I thought nothing could be

landing on the roof, please. And next thing, cracks of thunder and lightning were illuminating

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