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You're right, mate?

Oh no, my boiler's knacked.

Do you know any plumbers?

Yeah, I do, yeah. You know Danny? Well, he lives next naught to this woman who's engaged to this lady who went to school with a

bloke called Gary. All right, is he a plumber? No, he's not, no. But he knows a bloke who walks a dog with this woman.

Debbie I think she's called, well she gets her hair cut with sand.

Don't worry, you already know somebody who fixes boilers, British gas, and you don't even have to be one of

our customers. Our engineers are local and their work is guaranteed for 12 months.

Such British Gas spoiler repairs.

So, is he a plumber?

Technically not, but he's got a van.

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