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The Book Pile

THE ROAST OF The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, by Stephenie Meyer, Part 2 of 2

The Book Pile

Kellen Erskine and David Vance

Comedy, Arts, Books

4.8598 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2023

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Our YouTube channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1QXNiZn4c0btMe0K0piUeQ We’re back. With all the things you wanted. More Twilight. More Jacob zingers. More deus ex machina. Less plot. Less emotion. Come with us one last time to bid farewell to this incredible franchise! (Unless we do Midnight Sun.) * To buy the book, Breaking Dawn, or listen to it free on Audible AND support the podcast, click here! https://amzn.to/43LgqQy * TheBookPilePodcast@gmail.com * Kellen Erskine has appe...

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everyone. This is the second half of last week's episode, just like how the greatest movies are two parters, like Empire and Return of the Jedi, Tyler Perry's Boo and Boo to a Medea Halloween. This is the roast of the Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn, Part 2.

0:19.5

I can't believe we didn't split the last Harry Potter, but we split this one.

0:24.7

And this is the book pile.

0:27.2

Now I want to see what's the smallest book we could split in two.

0:32.1

This is the very hungry caterpillar, part one, larval stage.

0:38.7

The Cat in the Hat 2.

0:41.0

The Return of the Parents.

0:44.8

Green Eggs and Ham, part one.

0:47.1

It just ends with the truer message that harassment is bad.

0:53.0

Green Eggs and Ham Part 1. Green eggs and ham part one.

0:55.8

The eggs.

0:59.1

By the way, if you're listening to this and you have not listened to part one, go back and

1:03.1

listen to that because there are callbacks in this episode that you won't get otherwise.

1:07.0

Or if you're stubborn and this is your first episode ever, I'm Kellnerskine.

1:12.8

And I don't care if a rule breaker knows my name.

1:17.9

All right, as usual, please leave us a great review.

1:22.3

Tinnanot, about attempt at a palindrome, says,

1:25.7

They are genius in combining book reviews with additional insight

1:29.3

all wrapped up in a lighthearted comedic package.

1:33.2

Can't deny that one.

1:34.8

Although when we're making fun of each other,

1:36.7

I think it becomes less lighthearted,

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