THE ROAST OF The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, by Stephenie Meyer, Part 1 of 2

The Book Pile

Kellen Erskine and David Vance

Comedy, Arts, Books

4.8 • 598 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2023

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Our YouTube channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1QXNiZn4c0btMe0K0piUeQ Have you ever read a book so hilarious that you couldn’t fit all the jokes you wanted to make about it into one podcast episode? Enjoy our first TWO-PART Book Pile episode. It’s part 1 of Breaking Dawn, the thrilling conclusion to the Twilight saga. Every climax needs a good twist, and in Breaking Dawn the twist is that there is no climax. It’s fun. * To buy the book, Breaking Dawn, or listen to it free on A...

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0:00.0	Hey, before Dave and Kellan get here, quick word from me, Jacob Black.
0:09.9	I just want to say right at the top that I did nothing wrong.
0:13.4	Sometimes you're just trying to kill a baby, and then you fall in love with the baby,
0:17.4	and it's totally chill and normal.
0:19.8	Today's book is Breaking Dawn by my mommy, Stephanie
0:22.6	Meyer. And this is The Book Pile. I'm Kellanerskin, I'm a comic, a father, and unlike Edward
0:32.8	and Bella, I had a very modest wedding because I didn't marry into old vampire money.
0:40.6	And I'm David Vance.
0:42.7	Sorry, I'm late.
0:43.9	Was the intro good?
0:45.1	I read Breaking Dawn right while I was watching Breaking Bad.
0:48.6	There are both stories about people doing horrible things, but only one of them knows that.
0:54.1	As always, please leave us an amazing review.
0:58.4	Darkwater 4213 says, has long been one of my favorite podcasts.
1:03.5	Absolutely recommended, especially if you hate books.
1:07.8	But I don't.
1:08.7	So what do I know?
1:09.6	That's such an interesting way to phrase it because it makes it sound like, hey, do you hate books? So do these guys, which is not true other than today.
1:22.0	All right. If you want to see me live, there's a quick rundown. Listen for your state. May 6th, I'll be in Austin, Texas,
1:29.3	on June 15th. I'm in Mill Valley, California, July 7th to the 8th, St. Paul, July 9th,
1:35.2	Mandovi, Wisconsin. And December 9th through the 10th, get your tickets now. I'll be in
1:42.5	Des Moines, Iowa. Go to kellinerskin.com.
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