The Roast Of Net Positive

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Roasting our worst takes of all time... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ New Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A FREE ZWILLING KNIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVEFM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVEFM BRUNT: Go to http://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to ⁠⁠https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- EMAIL US: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠netpositive@johncristcomedy.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Easton Smith: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lagos Creative: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.lagoscreative.co⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What I've dedicated my life to is revenge.
0:04.0	A brand new drama based on the best-selling novel.
0:07.0	They think they're better than us.
0:08.0	Who do you think you are?
0:10.0	I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong.
0:12.0	She's punishing me.
0:13.0	You destroyed my family.
0:14.0	I will not rest until I've destroyed yours.
0:17.0	A woman of substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9.
0:20.0	John?
0:28.6	Yeah, buddy.
0:31.7	Oh, nice, dude. Oh, nice, dude.
0:33.9	All cute.
0:36.4	Good to see you, fire. It's your first ever live episode of the pod?
0:41.7	Live episode of the pod, man.
0:43.4	Man, I'm nervous.
0:44.5	How are y'all feeling?
0:45.1	Are you really?
0:46.2	You're just in front of how many people that operated the other night?
0:48.9	Oh, yeah.
0:49.4	This is different.
0:50.0	This is scary.
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