I didn't know we started guys. What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of a

Flaker and two with a Patreon episode. What up asshole army? What up family?

Listen, I know a lot of us have been anxious. We've been a little bit nervous. There's been a

lot of change going on. We're worried about our parents. We're worried about the economy.

We're worried about our well-being. There's a lot of worry going on out there. Well,

what we've decided is for the next however long this podcast is, we're not going to worry.

We're going to have complete and total distraction and the way we're going to do that it was a brilliant idea

by a man named Alex Media. I don't know if you've heard of him. You probably haven't seen him

unless you follow him on Instagram. Then you've seen too much. But we have, it's Alex Media's

birthday, right? Two days ago because this is coming out Friday. It's Alex Media's birthday.

Now Alex had this brilliant idea. He goes, yo, why don't you guys roast me for my birthday.

That's like literally choosing your own nickname. It is the worst thing that you should ever do.

That being said, it was such a great idea. We decided to do it. So let the roast of Alex Media begin.

Okay. So Alex has been wearing a gloves in a face mask because he doesn't want to spread the

virus and potentially kill someone. And just imagine that. Alex wearing protection so he doesn't

have to kill something. Alex, you're actually the opposite of the coronavirus because you do kill kids.

Alex left the police force to become Andrews cameraman so he could finally shoot a white man.

Instead he keeps getting abortions and killing innocent black kids. Sorry. Sorry. Half black kids.

Yeah. Alex never fucks black girls ever. Only white girls. The only N word they're allowed to yell is no.

Don't nod in agreement.

I don't know what it was like. That one was good. You got that. It was good. Relatable.

It's funny because it's true. You had to be there. You know, I'm not in agreement. Something they're not doing.

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