Coronavirus - Your Phone Is The Cure

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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What's up people, Schulzy here with AlexxMedia to bring you another fireside chat. Here's what we got for you today: A way to stop the virus from spreading, spring break is canceled, how to dodge the quarantine, and how much government overreach is too much. INDULGE!

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0:00.0	What's up people welcome back to the still unnamed podcast show
0:05.7	informational fireside chat
0:09.0	quarantine chronicle
0:11.0	Corona chronicle
0:13.2	Corona teen. I think someone called it
0:15.7	Oval team
0:17.2	Oval office
0:18.9	Sagar is in your pussy. I don't know what this thing is gonna be all right, but um
0:24.7	Figure it out. Say again, were you old routine on this quick dog? Come on from the hat and
0:30.5	I mean, I was on a nest quite
0:32.5	Let's go
0:34.5	Boys out here, you know, we splurged a little bit. Um, what's up everybody home first of all?
0:39.6	I remember I said last episode
0:41.7	That we're gonna start this out with a little a little sip of something, okay?
0:45.6	It could be coffee. It could be tea could be water. I don't give a fuck what it is
0:49.7	We got to do something together. We got a cheers. Now. I know some of you guys are watching like you know what?
0:54.0	Fuck it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm just gonna wait to get some information. No
0:57.6	Pause the fucking episode
1:00.0	Go pour something, okay? We're all
1:03.7	Sipping this shit together. I don't give a fuck. So here's to it. What are we drinking some Klaasia Zool today?
1:09.4	Show them the bottle. Okay. I would show, but listen, we're not sponsored by anything. I just want to let you know
1:14.4	This was given to us by the tempi and prof. Hopefully they're still in business at the end of this, but uh, let's let's have a little sip and then get right into it, okay?
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