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Sad Boyz

The Rise Of The Almond Husband

Sad Boyz

Jarvis Johnson & Jordan Adika

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2026

⏱️ 84 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to Sab Boys, podcast about feelings and other things also.

0:02.6

I'm Jarvis.

0:03.6

I'm Jordan.

0:04.4

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

0:07.2

That's me when I am counting yo-yoos.

0:09.3

How often does that come up?

0:11.3

More often than you'd think.

0:12.6

Were you ever a yo-kid?

0:13.4

I was.

0:14.6

I was a yo-yo kid because I come from a time when they would air yo-yo competitions on television. And you see them and you go, that's cool.

0:22.9

That guy is cool and always will be it.

0:26.3

Did you ever learn any yo-yo tricks?

0:28.2

I was a bit of a yo-yo-and-y.

0:29.4

I was weirdly into, like, I always feel offended when people assume I was like a theater theater kid.

0:36.3

Because I was always intimidated by that. It was overwhelming and a bit. I didn't want to perform. I wanted like a skill. And so I was really into devil sticks. I was into poise. Oh, boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was really into, uh, I learned how to yos, but I never got, I had like my, I had like three staple tricks and, but then all of nothing competitive. I would have been laughed out of a competitive. Yeah, I was going to say I had, the thing is, I feel like you had to go to a specialty store to get like a real yo-yo. And the yo-yo's that they'd sell at like Walmart didn't like do the job. Yeah, you needed, uh, it's like when people like bring their own pool cues and like screw them together or a glove before bowling. I remember I learned, I learned to walk the dog. I learned to like do the clock thing. Yeah. Kind of feels like learning like 10 chords. And then like to most people you will seem like you know know guitar. Yeah. And they're like, yep. And like, I'm sure there's something else I knew how to do at the time, but. Did you ever do the Diablo? Yes. What's the Diablo? It's the two sticks connected by string and then like an hourglass type shape that you spin on it.

1:45.1

Oh, that's cool.

1:47.0

And you could like throw it up in the air and stuff.

1:48.0

Oh, that.

1:48.6

It is. I've seen that, but I didn't know what that was called.

1:50.3

This is an appropriately low res image because that is the hero.

1:53.4

It is a 240P hobby.

1:55.6

Okay, so I feel something that I missed generationally, and I'm wondering if it hit any of y'all is cup stacking. That was, we did it in school. Yeah, I feel like there was a moment. There was a moment for cup stacking. It was a narrow window. It kind of nicked us. I think we would have. I remember like being like, oh, I would do that if I knew where to get the cups. Well. Well, again, it's a professional grade cups. You can't do that with solo cups. Right. No, no, no. Because they have to have a special, you have to be able to do this. I know. God. Now thinking about it, maybe we should get back into just like toys. It is, I remember when I was a kid thinking, when I'm older and I have money, I'm buying all the toys I want. I'm getting all the Lego. I haven't played with Lego in, I don't know, 15 years. Lego is just like a whole other thing. Like, remember when Stan's got, did that stream where he made the Millennium Falcon? And then it was like on the floor and then you stepped on it.

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