Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. Hey, man. You mad. Hey. I gotta know. What are you doing? Oh, who's this cool guy? What are you doing? I like him a lot more. That's my guy right there. I'm his guy. That's my freaking guy. This is how my old neighbor Bruce talked. For real? Boys will be boys. That is really cool. He did and he said, get on my motorcycle. Are they still making them? Guys like that? Yeah. I think they died off. They just, they wrapped it out. There was like a, I feel like some sort of DNA, um, like anomaly. We lost that phenotype. Yeah, we unfortunately had died off. Like, it was from like having asbestos in the drinking water or something. It is cool that like every now and again, we like create like a specimen. Yeah, new bloke. Like, uh, we got gout gout now. You know about gout gout? He's this kid from Australia.

He's breaking all of Usain Bolt's records.

That's so rude.

He's like 16 or he's 18 now.

He's 18 now.

But he's like breaking every record and it's crazy.

Oh my God.

It was born in 2007.

Yeah.

That's really funny. Yeah. That's really funny.

Yeah.

It does feel sometimes like if you are like a previous record holder and you just like blew everyone's

mind, you were so incredible.

And then someone else comes along and does it.

You can't be resentful.

Because like, well, that kind of is what I did. Where does family immigrate from?

Because the, uh, his name's supposed to be like Gouot, Guat, Guat.

But when they immigrated to Australia, it, they miss, they, they like typed it wrong

at whatever their Ellis Island equivalent is.

And Sudan, South Sudan.

And, yeah, see, look, it was misspelled when officials,

by officials when his parents fled Sudan.

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