The Ringer

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2021

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

OUR NEXT LIVE SHOW IS SOON AND TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! It'll be our last live show until September, so get. on. board. spit spot. Go to rudetalesogmagic.com WHO will be on the exclusive mug? Wet Beep? Milker? Sundown Samara? Only one way to find out!

Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will become JUST binaural beats (and crypto trading tips), and then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, we'd love to have you, believe it or not. There is SO MUCH good stuff just sitting there waiting for you. Join us HERE.

Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got tank tops for your post-covid summer! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts!

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We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum podcast.
0:04.0	Ah, there you are a traveler.
0:10.0	Come inside, hang up your care. You are a traveler.
0:12.7	Come inside, hang up your coat, put your feet by the fire, and I shall bring you what you so desperately
0:22.2	seek. you so desperately seek, rude tales of magic.
0:27.0	Welcome back to Rood Tales of Magic.
0:37.0	Having defeated Regina Dantata, our group makes their 800 foot descent down the bell tower, one wooden step at a time.
0:47.0	Bellows' new edicts have already taken hold of the city.
0:51.0	Perhaps that's why none of you hurry on your journey downward to the
0:54.9	base of the tower to take in the city you've changed forever. Even though gravity is
1:00.6	on your side it's an entire half hour before you reach the base of the tower,
1:05.0	and the uneasy feeling that you're being observed
1:08.0	clings to you like an invisible Ramora.
1:11.0	The shock and adrenaline rush of battle is beginning to wear off and as your bodies move into
1:17.9	low tide the physical toll of combat rears its head. Thebonesby and Stirfry, who had primarily been on Regina duty,
1:26.0	are especially feeling it,
1:28.0	and they hobble down the old wooden stairs
1:30.0	with all the vigor of a spent Kleenex.
1:34.3	Towards the base of the tower, you're greeted by two rows of peacekeepers who kneel in place.
1:40.3	They had been rushing up the stairs of the heavily fortified bell tower to charge you, but they fell instantly into a Reverend Neil when they first heard the bell ring.
1:49.0	They silently lined the path out of the great wooden doors to the bell tower's base.
1:56.7	The doors opened themselves for you, and you're greeted by the cheers of a rapturous crowd.
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