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The Ricky Gervais Show

Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington

Comedy

4.7 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

FIRST EPISODE OUT 5TH DECEMBER! FOLLOW FOR NOTIFICATIONS!

Whether you’ve been a fan for years or you’re just discovering the madness, you’ll be in stitches listening to the pure, unfiltered nonsense these three spout. It’s a masterclass in utter boswellox that’ll leave you wondering how they come up with this stuff.

The first series will be broadcast from Thursday 5th December on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and a trailer for the series is out now! The series will mark the 19th anniversary of its original release, with the upcoming episodes aligning with the original release dates.

EPISODES RELEASED WEEKLY

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0:00.0	How can they be sure that it's going to press the phone at the right moment?
0:06.4	Because it's got headphones on.
0:09.8	It's not going well.
0:11.0	There's no way a monkey launched a rocket.
0:13.6	There's no way.
0:14.6	Turn around and looked at the pram.
0:16.7	There's a bucket with a face on it.
0:38.3	No, it's a monkey sanctuary where it, like a haven. Well, it's not a haven, is it? They've got a bullet in the head. Saying, who's happy at the end of this, right? You've got a fella who hasn't got a present over here because the mate bought him a go, right? So, yeah, let's do this properly. So, you go in live, five, four, three, two, one.
0:41.3	And he's chint sat there on the chair.
0:43.3	He was like, look, let's just get through tonight's show and worry about this tomorrow, right?
0:47.3	The best thing to do was, was sort of, drop me pants a little bit so what does a stitching time saves nine mean?
0:57.9	I don't know.
0:59.1	What do you mean you don't know?
1:00.9	Think about it. A stitching time saves nine.
1:03.4	Is it to do with sewing?
1:04.9	Well yeah, sort of.
1:05.9	There's a little chint running about
1:07.0	so he goes, I'm that happy with this.
1:08.5	Why isn't he?
1:09.5	Because he's working for an organisation
1:11.0	that's, you know, there's unions for this sort of stuff.
1:14.9	Yeah, he's not going... That's amazing. They've got a chimp riveting this building together.
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