You're going to do. Well, greetings, welcome to the dividing line early in the year 2024 and we are

joined today by a special guest, a one-winged special guest from Conway, Arkansas, Dr.

Jeffrey Johnson is with us today.

We weren't sure whether that was going to be able to happen

because Dr Johnson has never actually asked me for any bicycling advice and I feel sort of sad about this.

You know I've been there a number of times and I've never been asked I've ridden 163,000 miles on a bike and got a lot of experience

But I've never been asked for any any you know, insights.

And so as a result of not asking me for any of those insights,

Dr Johnson now has a broken collar bone and three busted ribs and I could have

told you that for example here in Arizona if you go mountain biking the only thing you have to fall off on to

are rocks kak dye and rattlesnakes and so it's just it's just not wise, you know, to be doing that.

But we do thank you for joining us and I should I go ahead and make the general disclaimer right now that sense you're you know post

operative and things like that that we really can't vouch for the orthodoxy of pretty much anything you save for the next month.

Should we go ahead and do that?

Basically right. I'm on some pain medication, so I'll blame it on the medication.

Well, I've tried that many times with friends, the wife, things like that when I've managed to mess myself up in the past. Though I've only crashed once in 163,000 miles. Now a lot of it these days is indoors so it's

impossible to crash anyways. But even when I was riding pretty much just outdoors, I only crashed once and it was in a race.

There was like, you know, you're in a peloton, there's people all around you, guy in front of me crossed tires, fell his bike landed on my front rim and I'm now

sliding down the road at 22 miles per hour on my back holding the bike up in the

air trying to save because the old you know the old cycling saying skin

heels campinola doesn't and so you have to try to protect the the bike as much as possible and I did it's amazing I sacrificed my body but

that was in that was like 1998 in El Tur to Tucson so that's the only time I've been down in all those all those years. So the Lord either really likes me or doesn't like you or something. I don't know. But we're glad to see that you're and you were wearing jeans too by the way. I saw that picture.

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