You know, the first girl that I had a crush on in elementary school, she was a horse girl.

She was a horse girl, yeah.

And here's the thing.

So we had reading groups.

I've never told this story to anyone, but this is a really big moment.

We had reading groups, right?

And there were four reading groups.

And we all got to pick the books that we wanted ranked one to four.

It was a secret ballot, right?

And I was like, man, I really want to be in her reading group.

And so there were four.

There were four. It was a secret ballot, right? And I was like, man, I really want to be in her reading group.

And so there were four, there were four books.

Three that I would have really enjoyed reading.

And the fourth one was about a horse.

It's always like, I know exactly, exactly what book is my first choice, right?

It's going to be great.

And so I put the book down and I handed it in. And the teacher goes, Patrick's, the teacher, the teacher like reads off who's in each reading group, right? And of course, my plan worked, right? Uh-huh. And we got in the same reading group. I'm like, this is, this is perfect. and then I'm like, I'm like playing it off like, oh man, I got stuck in the horse group, right?

Because it's obvious. the same reading group. I'm like, this is, this is perfect. And then I'm like, I'm like playing it off like, oh man, I got stuck in the horse group, right?

because it's obviously it was very girly

and so I'm playing off

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