Let's talk about the complementarity of men and women.

Men and women.

Let's talk about evangelization.

Let's beat that dead horse to a pulp.

Ethan, are we, are we Normie?

No.

Have we become parodies of ourselves?

Yes.

Ethan, I'm scared. I don't know what it's the tunnel's getting darker.

Welcome to the crunches your're your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

And this morning, somebody tried to kill me.

So, Patrick, here's what, here's what went down.

This is why I was late to the show.

Ethan texted me, hold up, stop.

My kitchen just exploded.

I thought of the worst possible thing that could have happened.

Anything could have. That could have meant anything.

Ethan left a couple of peeps in the microwave.

He mixed ammonium and bleach.

I put a spoon in the garbage disposal.

You cannot, you cannot, and I repeat this, listeners, you cannot put tubes of toothpaste in the microwave because they're lined with aluminum foil.

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