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What? A mother-fucking-dozy. So this week's episode, Betterlath a Never,

is with my good friend Morgan Stewart. She is so fucking funny and quick and on it,

and I love her, and it's a great episode. It was, you know, I was so nervous because

I'm not great at faking it, and I recorded this episode the morning after the borderline shooting.

And can't even imagine that shit could get worse after that. But I don't want to attach

myself to it because I think it takes away from the people who are actually suffering in lost

lives and loved ones and girlfriends and boyfriends and sons and daughters and husbands and wives

and all of the things. I mean, if I had a dollar for every person who regurgitated a black and white

photo and pretended that they went there every single week, even though they went there once when

they were 14 years old and are trying to get some type of empathy, I can't fucking deal with it.

Okay, it's like low-hanging, just sewer rat, pity party brigade. So I'm not going to do that,

but it is literally geographically close to home. And then that night, the day that I recorded

this episode with Morgan, I had to evacuate my home. And my neighbor's place burned down,

and it was a whole fucking shit fest. But it really put things into perspective. And, you know,

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