A man was driving along the highway and saw a big rabbit, big rabbit, jump in front of him on the road there.

And he tried to swerve, but the rabbit just jumped in the wrong direction and the guy ran over the rabbit.

And man, he couldn't believe it.

The driver, who was an overly sensitive Portland man, got out of his vehicle and wanted to see what it'd become of

this rabbit. But much to his dismay, the rabbit was laying there dead and lifeless. And the driver

felt so bad. He just started to cry, as these Portland guys do.

When a woman comes driving up

and she sees this man weeping on the side of the road

and she says, hey, what's wrong?

And he said, I just ran over this rabbit, you know,

and I feel so bad.

It's just no problem, hold on.

And she ran down to her car

and reached in her purse and pulled out

a can of spray, aerosol spray.

And she runs up to the rabbit and the guy's like, what are you doing?

She's, oh, just watch, and she sprays him, sprays the rabbit and suddenly, bing, the rabbit

springs back to life.

And he looks at the woman and he looks at the man, the rabbit, and kind of stands there and

then raises its little rabbit paw and waves at him.

And then he hops, ten hops, turns around and waves again.

And then hops ten more times and waves again.

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