The Rest is Pete’s History
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
After dancing delicately through Luke’s recent toilet trouble for a good ten minutes, we find out that Pete’s been buying radar keys on eBay. Doth the cap fit, n all that.
Elsewhere, we rate the last meals of Ivan the Terrible, Hitler and various other horrible men, and we officially dispel the myth of the WWI Christmas Day football match - and we are definitely the first podcast to work that out. Plus, disappointing curry dispatches from Indian restaurants in the US.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | Alan's sugar. |
| 0:12.2 | Yeah, he's like that, and he? |
| 0:13.4 | You're fired. |
| 0:15.3 | You're fired? |
| 0:16.3 | You're fired? |
| 0:17.3 | You're fired? |
| 0:18.3 | Oh, there's a load of old bloody turk. |
| 0:20.5 | You're fired. Oh, I sold a lot of rubbish in the 80s. Yeah. He was known for being... Amstrad was known for being terrible. And yet, as a youth, I didn't know. I was in an Amsterdam household, and I didn't know that Sir Alan Sugar just rebadged a lot of old tuk. It's a load of old tuk.badged a lot of old tut. |
| 0:38.2 | It's a load of old tut. |
| 0:54.0 | It's a load of old tut. You're fired. As far as I'm concerned, you can't sell, you're out of here. You're fired. You can't do that as to start the show if you want. I think it is the start of the show. So that's the Loon-Pitch show. Last time we started, Last time we recorded, we started to show with you talking about using dog shit as hand warmers. |
| 0:57.6 | Right. the Loon-Pitcho. Yeah. Last time we started, last time we recorded, we started to show with you talking about using dog shit as hand warmers on the cold day. Yeah, that's something I do sometimes, yeah. This time we're starting with Alan Sugar. You've got to tighten the bags properly. Otherwise, the poo smell comes out. I'll tell you what. this is a really good example of the, you know, |
| 1:11.5 | the old boiling, boiling frog experiment, |
| 1:14.2 | which apparently is actually a myth. |
| 1:15.5 | Like, |
| 1:15.7 | you can't do that. |
| 1:16.1 | Oh, |
| 1:16.3 | you can't do that. |
| 1:16.8 | No, |
| 1:16.9 | the frog at some point goes, hang on. This is getting hot. This is getting hot. You're boiling me. people will know what I mean by the |
| 1:22.2 | Born and Frog Experiment |
| 1:22.8 | so I didn't know it. |
| 1:23.8 | No, you don't know. |
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