The Red Panda (Original Universe) 6 - A Touch Of Grey

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Gregg Taylor

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4.8 • 661 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2005

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Five (or maybe six) years before the current Decoder Ring Theatre podcast shows began, we recorded these very different style "Red Panda" shows as a pilot project for traditional radio broadcast. They were the genesis for what we're doing now, but they are almost completely different from the "re-booted" universe of The Red Panda Adventures

When we started running these podcasts, I broke the ice with these shows as our first six podcast episodes. With more people discovering our shows every day... well, these ones are getting harder and harder to explain... especially to people who never visit this page directly.

So to end the confusion once and for all, a full year and thousands of downloads later, I'm taking these off the feed. But you can still get them if you want them. Just direct download from the link in each post (PC users, you'll want to right-click and choose "save target as..."). Here's the link: "Original" Red Panda ep. 6

Transcript

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0:00.0	It is perhaps the darkest hour our nation has ever faced.
0:05.0	And yet, at home, Mr. and Mrs. Canuck sleep soundly, never dreaming of the high-stakes secret war being played out half a world away.
0:14.0	They doze happily, blissfully unaware that Panda Division headquarters has been destroyed in a sneak attack, and Dr.
0:22.9	Anna Handbasket has been kidnapped by the traitorous Black Panda.
0:28.3	They snore lightly, safe from the knowledge that our heroes have been ambushed and captured
0:34.1	by German von Germans elite ninja Nazis. And as Mr. Canuck fixes himself a midnight snack, he can little imagine that Canada's greatest hero is missing and presumed exploded on the far-off Egyptian sands.
0:49.3	But can even the savage trickery of Nazi Germany's most diabolical scientist, the human slick,
0:57.6	contain the fury of our one-man second front, the foremost freedom fighter of Canada and her other lesser allies?
1:06.7	The Red Panda!
1:09.8	Brought to you by Phil's bedding and mattress wholesalers.
1:13.9	Sleep as worry-free as Mr. and Mrs. Canuck, thanks to the Red Panda and Joseph P. Finnell,
1:20.2	Canada's discount mattress king.
1:23.4	This episode, A Touch of Grey.
1:28.1	For the conclusion of this explosive epic,
1:31.2	let us go now to a detention cell inside the command complex
1:35.8	of the secret scientific development order,
1:38.7	where Dr. Anna Handbasket is about to receive a most unwelcome visitor.
1:48.0	How line, doctor. I trust you are fell.
1:52.0	Get lost, Von Slick. I'm not up to bantering with ascension petroleum puddle just now.
1:59.0	Nevertheless, I think I will not get lost just yet.
2:03.4	Your resistance to our mind control techniques has been nothing short of astounding.
2:08.7	I'll bet you say that to all the girls, though by the look of you, I probably am all the girls, aren't I?
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